Sunday, December 23, 2012

Batman Flawed

The Dark Knight Rises inspires some haikus

Girl dies. Eight years ago.
Emotional basket case.
Some superhero.

Mr. Gotham City.
Doesn't realize he's right
below own building.

Eight year hiatus.
Maybe you should train before
Fighting real bad guy?.

Main laws of physics
Modelesque kungfu killer
With no muscle tone

To Gotham City
from rural Turkish prison
Two scenes? Penniless?

Revenge slain father.
Nuking twelve million, though he
was kind of a jerk.

Heartless, mouthless thug
killing all these people cause
he's really in love?

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