Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Fake Blog of the Day: Shakira is my baby-mama
I'm not Gerard Pique, but if I was, this is what my blog would be about.
What is it like being one of the world's most popular athletes, married to one of the world's hottest I mean, best and most famous singers?
You'd be surprised to learn that our life is quite mundane. We have the same trials and tribulations as any married couple. Trying to find a decent babysitter on a Friday night. Where to spend Christmas this year, Barcelona or Bogota? And of course, the challenges of maintaining the libido of two of the world's most sexiest people.
I'll be planning here to blog about my personal life, but under the pseudonym, "Insatiable Curmugeonry". It'll allow me to share a private side and hopefully you'll see how regular things are with me and Shakiriqui. First, I have to go to work, today against AC Milan. I tell, what about of fops! These guys certainly care too much about their hair.
Speaking of short cute kids, look how small this team is! They're so cute! I love throwing them u pin the air like I do my own child. Messi has the most delightful giggle mid-air.